Typewriter without keys
Read! Jump! — inkblot say-so
Arrest the cut-up, haiku brainwash
Meaning as aftermath
Sugarlip syntax kiss off rhyme
Content have to be so cornball?
Grammatically marvelous semantic popcorn
Yes the answer is no
Spelling bee ponies — semaphore
Word muck, spasm-induced
Macaroni — have I ever written that word before?
The tropologically impaired
Desk wreck — glut frag
Can I get 4 words
Genre, that smell
Monosyllabic triplet machinegun
Lubricate the knowhow milking the vocab
Clarity as ringworm miniaturizing like hell
Watch the anecdotes roll in
Lyric is what they're always beating us over the head with
In little plausible bits, phoneme renegade cliché squad
Semantic breakage — stuntpersonship
Don't I like to write?
Do you punctuate well?
Nouns in broad daylight — factoid wordspunk
Extortionist typo, mawkish comma
An evident fastidiousness squashing the mental
Hype that stet
The poetic equivalent of the local bar band
Playing covers for your high school dance