Robert Fitterman

ii. 	A Mustache for David

Can you imagine clean-shaven David with a
mustache?  If you can, maybe his disguise won't
work as well as he'd hoped.  That was part of his
plan for obtaining more privacy the last time we
talked to him. "That's right," he laughed.  A
false mustache.  I'm being fitted for it, and I'm
going to try wearing it this weekend." To
visualize David in a mustache, some of his fans
might decide to desecrate one of his pictures by
drawing the necessary decorations on it.  But we
can offer no guidelines for any such exercise,
since David slyly didn't describe the hairpiece
he'd ordered.