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ii. A Mustache for David Can you imagine clean-shaven David with a mustache? If you can, maybe his disguise won't work as well as he'd hoped. That was part of his plan for obtaining more privacy the last time we talked to him. "That's right," he laughed. A false mustache. I'm being fitted for it, and I'm going to try wearing it this weekend." To visualize David in a mustache, some of his fans might decide to desecrate one of his pictures by drawing the necessary decorations on it. But we can offer no guidelines for any such exercise, since David slyly didn't describe the hairpiece he'd ordered.