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The New Testament Holes (the back nine) In today's franchised brand character-choked mini golf industry, it's refreshing to see someone attempt a relatively unique theme. And what better brand of recognition than God's own time-tested characters and stories available for not a dime of trademark licensing? Three white crosses loom near the parking lot and mark the final hole; to get there determined players putt their way through the hazards and miracles of the Good Book. After renting a club and a ball in the gift shop, eager fans line up at hole #1, The Book Of Genesis. The first nine holes are inspired the Old Testament: Adam and Eve's Expulsion from the Garden, Moses parting the Red Sea, Daniel and the Lion. We're amused that the scenes are comprised of repurposed lawn ornaments and cement statuettes‹ no priest-folk artist spend his life carvings here. Jonah sits in a whale's mouth, comfortable in shorts; a statue of St. Francis monitors porcelain animal pairs boarding the Ark. The New Testament holes are sparsely decorated, looser, at least one featuring elves and men in lederhosen where an Apostle or leper might have done the trick. An uphill challenge past the crosses finishes at the Lord's ascension up to Heaven.